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blue_lotus13) wrote2005-08-09 06:48 am
blue_lotus13) wrote2005-08-09 06:48 am
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Oh, my god. SOOOOO tired.
Anyway, I came up with the best idea for a business at work yesterday. It's a repossession service for scorned lovers. Once you break up, you contact my agency and then we send people to collect things from both parties in the break up. People would make a list of things that they had lost in their breakup and then my little agents would collect them and return them to their rightful owners. It would spare any of the awkward meetings, planned phone calls, and tearful reunions*, and everyone could get their stuff back. Sound great?
My name for the business was "Gimme my money back, you bitch", but I'm open to other suggestions for names.
*not based on actual events in my life.
Anyway, I came up with the best idea for a business at work yesterday. It's a repossession service for scorned lovers. Once you break up, you contact my agency and then we send people to collect things from both parties in the break up. People would make a list of things that they had lost in their breakup and then my little agents would collect them and return them to their rightful owners. It would spare any of the awkward meetings, planned phone calls, and tearful reunions*, and everyone could get their stuff back. Sound great?
My name for the business was "Gimme my money back, you bitch", but I'm open to other suggestions for names.
*not based on actual events in my life.