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[blue_lotus13]

Oh, my god. SOOOOO tired.

Anyway, I came up with the best idea for a business at work yesterday. It's a repossession service for scorned lovers. Once you break up, you contact my agency and then we send people to collect things from both parties in the break up. People would make a list of things that they had lost in their breakup and then my little agents would collect them and return them to their rightful owners. It would spare any of the awkward meetings, planned phone calls, and tearful reunions*, and everyone could get their stuff back. Sound great?

My name for the business was "Gimme my money back, you bitch", but I'm open to other suggestions for names.




*not based on actual events in my life.

Comments

[starfishchick]

I want in.

and don't forget to give me back my black tshirt

[carpetofstars.livejournal.com]

hee!

[arwenoid.livejournal.com]

will they also do assassinations?

seriously, I know you have my REM CD, just be a man already and give it back

[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

I would so sign up for this!

[angharad.livejournal.com]

Now I'm picturing being an employee of this: We've gotten a request from one party, and then we have to call the other party to schedule a pickup, and, "Hi, is this So-n-So? I'm calling on behalf of 'Give me back my money, you bitch' and, hello? hello?"

[planetalyx.livejournal.com]

As someone who once found her returned possessions shoved carelessly into a torn plastic sack and left in a foyer where people had been trampling them for hours, I can definitely say both the business and its name are brilliant.

[mizrobot]

ha ha, that's excellent.

[borrowedwings.livejournal.com]

My god, I would so employ your services. *grumblings about books that I miss*

[cranley.livejournal.com]

and don't forget my black t-shirt!

[mirabillia.livejournal.com]

there was a boy and a nice watch and my favourite pair of jeans back in eleventh grade...

are you open for business yet?

[mirabillia.livejournal.com]

oh, and D owes me 50 bucks - but i'm not holding my breath on that cheapass.

[(Anonymous)]

I love this idea! I'd whole heartedly support it! one of my very own handpainted vases is still with the bastard. grr.

-col

[zooby.livejournal.com]

Might I suggest "And where's my goddamn Pixies tape, you fuckwad?"