I'm not joking.

[blue_lotus13]

There's a new cologne for men called "Hummer". It's manufactured by the same people who make the cars, but the very name "Hummer" brings a myriad of nasty images to my head. Here's an article written about the cologne.

Here are some phrases that popped into my head when I heard about this cologne-

"My girlfriend gave me some Hummer for Christmas."
"Wow, what a nice scent? Is that Hummer?"

Shudder....