A great phone conversation

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Caller- Hi, I'm caller for Linda blah blah blah.

Me- Sorry, wrong number.

Caller- Did I just call (insert number) here?

Me- Yes, that's my number.

Caller- I'm calling on behalf of the Conservatives.

Me- I'm sorry to tell you that you have just called a very, very, very wrong number. I am about as far from a Conservative as you could get.

Caller- Okay.

Me- Have a nice day. Bye!