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I've had a lot of really stupid realizations lately.
1. I really like musicals. I love singing and dancing and jazz standards. I guess you can't study dance for over 16 years and not be impressed by people who can dance and sing at the same time.
2. I realized that I am in fact, a foodie. This realization came to me when I had the following train of thought.
First thought- "I'll just go to work early and look at the cookbooks."
Second thought- "Oh my god, I'm going to work early to look at cookbooks. I'M A FOODIE." (I think I just really like cooking.)
3. Yesterday I called our undercover security guard to the third floor to check on a customer because I thought he was a public masturbator. The Saskatoon public library has had a lot of problems with public masturbation. It turned out that the guy was a regular, and he was just adjusting his colostomy bag.
1. I really like musicals. I love singing and dancing and jazz standards. I guess you can't study dance for over 16 years and not be impressed by people who can dance and sing at the same time.
2. I realized that I am in fact, a foodie. This realization came to me when I had the following train of thought.
First thought- "I'll just go to work early and look at the cookbooks."
Second thought- "Oh my god, I'm going to work early to look at cookbooks. I'M A FOODIE." (I think I just really like cooking.)
3. Yesterday I called our undercover security guard to the third floor to check on a customer because I thought he was a public masturbator. The Saskatoon public library has had a lot of problems with public masturbation. It turned out that the guy was a regular, and he was just adjusting his colostomy bag.
