Julie's crap ass story

[blue_lotus13]

If you've taken the bus or the skytrain recently, you may have seen the ads for Julie's story. One ad features a woman swimming in a black bikini which reads "Today I wore a bikini for the first time. Ask your doctor about Julie's story."

B* looked it up, and found this site . He discovered that the ad is for Xenical, a diet product which apparently makes you excrete fat. Side effects include trouble controlling bowel movements, fatty deposits in your stool and irregular menstrual bleeding. Yum.

Comments

[monkeyhouse.livejournal.com]

sounds delightful! i'm assuming she was in the water because she had to wash the stains out of said bikini before anyone noticed, huh? blecch.

[kickarse.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it doesn't really matter how thin and pretty you look when you can't stop shitting yourself.

[dandelion5.livejournal.com]

If I'm going to choose an unhealthy weight loss pill, I'm going with Anna Nicole's "Trim Spa, baby!"

bikini kill

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

She would just lose all buoyancy with that pill. Better be for sunbathing purposes only

[coldfloral.livejournal.com]

"fatty deposits in your stool"

There's nothing sexier than steatorrhea!

[suhl.livejournal.com]

That's so gross.

This morning on the radio, the guy said something about "all the women" who will starve themselves all week so that they'll feel like they look better when they have sex with their husbands on Friday.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

[angharad.livejournal.com]

Ew?!

[tunabelly.livejournal.com]

hmmm...not a post to be read with my morning bagel :0(